December 2009
22 posts
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
– ~Oprah Winfrey
hallelujah!!!!
I just realized...
I just realized how smart I am. Wanna know why? Because I talk to freaking idiots all day. 90% of the people I talk to are STUPID…meaning…I must be smart. Right? I mean…if you look at the odds…I’m incredibly brilliant. How are people SO STUPID? Riddle me that.
2dayworkweek, 2dayworkweek, 2dayworkweek. You can do it, Mary!!!
My pants are so tight. STUPID HOLIDAYS! STUPID WINTER WEIGHT! I just want to fit into my stupid jeans again, comfortably! UGH!!!!!
I guess it’s leggings and yoga pants until I can fit back into my jeans comfortably. It’s a sad, sad reality. It’s so stupid. I hate it.
It's time to leave...
except that it’s not. It’s not even close.
Previous Craigslist response was terrifying, this...
rettigulous:
If it hadn’t been for the slave incident, we’d probably be helping sweet little Kaiko carry her dog’s kitty liter box into our apt right now.
This really has nothing to do with me, but it did happen to my best friend and I cannot stop laughing….Figured I should share! She’s looking for a roomie, posted an ad on Craigslist….and these are the responses...
Dear Idiot van driving in front of me all the way...
THERE IS NO NEED TO STOP FOR FOUR FREAKING HOURS AT EACH STOP SIGN ON 80th STREET. I SWEAR…..NO CARS ARE COMING. A ONE HOUR STOP WOULD DO FINE….NO NEED TO STOP FOR FOUR….NO NEED. AND CARRY ON…..
“How you do anything is how you do everything.”
– The great Jonny Kest!!!
Yes, I know it sounds stupid, but when you think about it….SO TRUE!!!!! When I’m dragging in the mornings and want to oversleep, or call in sick, or leave work early, or not shower, or procrastinate, or be lazy, or be rude, or not help others.. or.....
I’m dead asleep.
I'm FURIOUS.
I.AM.FURIOUS.
I cannot handle the fact that it’s snowing here and the roads are HORRIBLE. This weather reminds me why I choose to go into hibernation for the whole winter season. Each year I think I’ll be different, but nope. I’m in a bad mood. I’m supposed to drive to Michigan this weekend for Yoga….I WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CAMPER IF WE DON’T GO. Actually,...
WHY
Why am I here? Why is it only Wednesday? Why? Why can’t I do any work? Why don’t I have any motivation? Why do I want to scream? Loud? Whyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!