January 2009
24 posts
Useless Info of the Day...
“Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish-speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
Muy Interesante!!!
thought...
Jen wishes my name was Deb so that my blog could be called “The World Wide Deb.”
Britney’s clever….that Britney Spears...
“And ma’am, are you Barry’s personal Assistant/secretary???”
– —-customer
Like…..are u kidding me? F no! F no I’m not no PERSONAL ASSISTANT!!!
Por Ejemplo:
We do some funny things here. Most of the time, we talk over people on the phones (on mute of course…like, idiot customers) or while techs are talking to us on our 2-ways (again, so they can’t hear us!) Here is an example:
Tech: “Hey, I’m finished over here on…..”
One of us, at same time: (but not to tech on radio…he’s still yapping): “NO...
“Nobody cares about much anymore.”
– ME——why? Because we don’t. Sailor asks Bayley (our manager!) what she should do about a certain call on our dispatch board. Bayley quietly mutters, “i don’t care.” And so you have it. We care about nothing. Sailor thinks it’s pretty sad…but hey,...
“Ya know….Jorge is George in Spanish.”
– I believe it was a day like today….a day like today in which this random ass quote was said…there is no context…it was just said.
And I'm proud to be an American........
I am! I am!! We have a new prez! Sailor and I were trying so so so so hard to watch the inauguration of president Obama….but stupid work got in the way! People quit calling…quit hitting us on the radio….and quit coming back to talk to us. We are busy watching TV and don’t really want to help you or do any sort of work. Thanks!
Oh, another wonderful day in Paradise!
Hey all! So sorry I haven’t been able to blog lately….we’ve actually been busy here at Rod Nipple Beating! When it hits -7, calls start rolling in and we crack down….hard to believe, I know.
Like….today is boringgggggg. Why? Do we have any calls? Well, yes folks, yes we do, but I just can’t do it today. The only thing we’ve talked about today is why...
Another Rod Nipple Beating :30. ...
I was told to Shhsh it.
Oh hey…I’m pretty livid at the moment. Moon and I were leisurely chattin’ it up with a younger technician friend of ours when out of the blue we hear, “Hey! Could you guys keep it down, I’m tryin’ to talk here.” Wait….wait just a minute….WHAT?!? Hold the phone!!! I mean…I almost lost my breakfast when I heard his annoying,...
“Oh, let’s get rich and buy our parents homes in the South of France...”
– Ingrid Michaelson-You and I
This song makes me very happy on a dreary day….like today!!! Boy, getting a $300 ticket is awesome! Blugh.
Hey! Does this sound Familiar!?
Hey peeps. Get...
But, like....
WORK: exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something; labor; toil.
Right. Can someone please work? If you’re on the schedule to work…um…..could you? Could you please answer when I alert you? You have calls! PEOPLE!!!!!!!! I know I’m only a CSR…but, like….respond to me! I hate being a tattle tail to Mr. GM….but,...
WatchBayley tries to teach me the cup game…she’s smart…on the contrary, I’m apparently not! Don’t upset the boss!!!
And yes….this took place at Rod Nipple Beating….another slow day I presume!
“Fairy….when you mess with Jen Rettig….You mess with Fire. ...”
– Moon Fughes ——on me facebook pranking Jen. Oopsie. I’ll have to watch my back!
