December 2008
8 posts
“Why do you care? You didn’t birth that Tranny!!”
– Bayley IDIOT Bowald
Dear Co-Workers O' Mine
Dear Bailey, Sailor, and Moon….
At this exact moment in my life, suicide seems like the only acceptable answer for me. It’s 12:20pm…I am the only one in the office, and I’d like to get into my car and drive 150 mph into the nearest building…and could I ask that the nearest building please be one of our Parts Distributors, because they have worsened my day 10-fold. ...
Hilarious Quotes of the week...
“A 6-pack of anything would actually be good right now.” -Moon
“Merry Freaking Christmas, Leave me alone.” -Bayley
“Moon, do you wanna kill yourself yet?” -Sailor “Yeh. Simple. Yeh” -Moon
“I don’t want to help anyone today…like, get away from me.” -Sailor
“Why does it sound like horses are running in my...
WindowLESS
Ever been in a dungeon? A Black hole? Perhaps in hell? Well….this is what it feels like to spend 10 hours in a dark, moist room with no windows….We hear the lovely ladies in billing up front yelling, “It’s snowing! It’s snowing!” We sulk, sit back in our chairs, and perhaps shed a tear, for we are wrapped up in a deep case of seasonal depression. We see no...
Rod Nipple Beating and Hair Conditioning
Hi and welcome. Welcome to my blog about the wonderful world of Rod Nipple Beating…my place of employment. I work with 3 lovely ladies back here in the windowless dungeon. Respectively, their names are Moon, Sailor, and Bayley. Oh how I love thee. Many interesting things happen here at Rod Nipple Beating. Today…..we fought over who would get the scrumptious Summer Sausage that...