Honestly, I cannot begin to describe myself in a paragraph. But, ok. Hi...I am Mary. I am 25, hilarious, and love my friends, family, yoga, beer, and my dog. I hate sitting at a desk all day, but yes I do it. This blog describes my daily life on the job...yes, all of the trials, tribulations, and even the staplers I want to throw at people's heads. Enjoy!!! :)
One of my Bff’s sent me this card today in the mail! So cute and SO true! This card screams Mary! Thanks Yessica!!! I think I’ll go do a backbend or a headstand now. Ommmmmm namaste.
Previous Craigslist response was terrifying, this one... all hilarity and nothing but hilarity.
If it hadn’t been for the slave incident, we’d probably be helping sweet little Kaiko carry her dog’s kitty liter box into our apt right now.
This really has nothing to do with me, but it did happen to my best friend and I cannot stop laughing….Figured I should share! She’s looking for a roomie, posted an ad on Craigslist….and these are the responses she’s received thus far! Enjoy!
Dear Idiot van driving in front of me all the way to work,
THERE IS NO NEED TO STOP FOR FOUR FREAKING HOURS AT EACH STOP SIGN ON 80th STREET. I SWEAR…..NO CARS ARE COMING. A ONE HOUR STOP WOULD DO FINE….NO NEED TO STOP FOR FOUR….NO NEED. AND CARRY ON…..
How you do anything is how you do everything.
The great Jonny Kest!!!
Yes, I know it sounds stupid, but when you think about it….SO TRUE!!!!! When I’m dragging in the mornings and want to oversleep, or call in sick, or leave work early, or not shower, or procrastinate, or be lazy, or be rude, or not help others.. or.. or……(the list goes on and on), I think about this quote and it makes me want to accomplish lots, be efficient, work hard, be nice to people, etc. Corny? Well, maybe so, but whatever works, right?!! Think about it! Our actions define who we are.
Ok, sorry for all the insight today! I just got back from another yoga retreat in Michigan so this is simply the aftereffect! I promise it will wear off soon! Have a good day everyone!
I’m dead asleep.
(via gatekeeper)
love it.
I'm FURIOUS.
I.AM.FURIOUS.
I cannot handle the fact that it’s snowing here and the roads are HORRIBLE. This weather reminds me why I choose to go into hibernation for the whole winter season. Each year I think I’ll be different, but nope. I’m in a bad mood. I’m supposed to drive to Michigan this weekend for Yoga….I WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CAMPER IF WE DON’T GO. Actually, I’ll cry my eyes out and hide for a week. I hate winter. Merry freaking Christmas. :(
